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Mummy was visiting another Mummy friend yesterday and their babies were playing nicely.*
Mummy’s friend: Do you ever find you just let her play with the inappropriate thing she wants, if it’s the only thing that keeps her happy?
Mummy: I don’t know what you mean…

She’s not actually licking it… honest.
*NB: for ‘playing nicely,’ read: RB was taking all the toys and hitting people in the face with them. Sigh…