Breast is best?

“Breast is best,” say all the NHS lactivists, who relentlessly impress upon you the important nutritional value of human milk.

Little do they know that this Mummy’s milk has, for the last month, been made almost entirely from wine, cheese and chocolate, leading Mummy to question its nutritional value.

Or, if the body really is capable of making a perfectly balanced and nutritious meal from such rudimentary ingredients, why can’t it use them to nourish Mummy’s body in the same way so she may dine on Christmas nibbles forevermore?

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