“I have bought a throw for the sofa,” announces Mummy, “as you are so completely incapable of using a muslin even though we have millions, and you are getting baby sick on the sofa which will ruin it.”
“OK,” says Daddy.
“What are you doing?” screeches Mummy. “You are getting sick all over my beautiful new throw! Use a muslin!”
Poor Daddy can’t win.