How to deal with unwanted attention from your fans (by RB)

  1. Wait until they come close. Lure them in with your good looks and girlish charms. Hold on tight.

    Now, are you listening carefully to this next bit? It’s important…

  2. Bop on the nose, double right cross, swift left hook, gouge the eyes, undercut and… SLAM!

  3. Laugh at your opponent for being gullible and slow. You win!

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