Why Grandad can’t be trusted

Grandad had The Baby. The Baby was clean.

Grandad gave The Baby back to Mummy.  There is red wine on The Baby’s sleeping bag. The Baby is rosy-cheeked and sleepy. Mummy is suspicious.

“Don’t worry,”says Grandad. Mummy looks worried.

“I can do a liver function test,” says Uncle Doc.

Mummy wasn’t worried about the liver. Those stains aren’t coming out, thinks Mummy.

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