Grandad had The Baby. The Baby was clean.
Grandad gave The Baby back to Mummy. There is red wine on The Baby’s sleeping bag. The Baby is rosy-cheeked and sleepy. Mummy is suspicious.
“Don’t worry,”says Grandad. Mummy looks worried.
“I can do a liver function test,” says Uncle Doc.
Mummy wasn’t worried about the liver. Those stains aren’t coming out, thinks Mummy.